‘A female shooter shows progress in equality,’ says Trump


Midget-handed nutcase Donald Trump is pleased with the latest American mass shooting after a woman took on the traditionally male role of the killer.

America has gone days without a crazed multiple shooting, in which time Trump has armed all teachers, babies, and pets.

Trump though is quite aware of the current argument about the gender pay gap, and has applauded the initiative of female suspect Nasim Aghdam.

‘Nasim has showed us that women shooters can break through the glass ceiling,’ said Trump.

‘This is what makes America great. Everybody here has an equal chance to shoot somebody,’ added Trump.