Aer Lingus and Dignitas agree final destination package


Leading suicide giants, Dignitas have signed up to the Aer Lingus flight initiative of packing planes in the midst of a worldwide pandemic.

Dignitas customers will be offered a seat on an Aer Lingus plane to any destination, knowing that they’ll probably be dead within 2 weeks.

Aer Lingus Chairman, Peter Thape was excited about finalising the deal which should boost profits, after a disappointing first quarter.

‘Money money, money,’ said Thape.

‘Money money money money; money, money,’ he added.