The State of Alabama have voted to burn witches, after pushing through a vote banning abortions yesterday.
Alabama plans to move their state into the fourteenth century, under the influence of President, Donald Trump.
Republican voter, Peter Thape Junior (50) has been gathering firewood for such strumpets and floozies.
‘Them damn women is evil,’ said Thape Junior.
‘She damn tricked me into taking off my pants,’ added Thape.