Aldi have just had a delivery. Quick! Stop reading this, go there!

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Your Aldi have just had a massive delivery. The one near you, I’ve just seen it.

You should stop reading useless nonsense articles, and go there immediately, before everyone else does. Quickly! Run! Run!

Local hungry person, Peter Thape has started to follow supermarket lorries off the motorway, and wait by the loading bay to see what goodies are on board.

‘Slipped the driver a crisp £20 note,’ said Thape.

‘Got 2 breads and a washing up liquid – result,’ he added.