All that Brexit bollocks returns

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Politicians will step up the Brexit trash talk again today, after a two week rest from the whole nonsense.

If you hadn’t had to endure your drunk uncle’s opinion on Christmas Day, you might have got away with hearing nothing about it for a fortnight.

Local man, Peter Thape wonders how something so seemingly important could have just been turned on and off, like a tap, for the Christmas break.

‘Why weren’t they working over Christmas to sort it out, if it’s so important,’ said Thape.

‘Too busy bumming their secretaries, I’ll wager,’ added Thape.