After the news emerged that the true native British people had dark brown or black skin, white people have been told to get back to where they came from.
Britain First leader, Paul Golding has been busy trying to negotiate a deal that might keep white people in the country.
Golding though fears the worst, as numbers at the Dover ‘Jungle’ repatriation camp reach unmanageable levels.
‘I think they’ll need us here for a while, to do the jobs that local people won’t do,’ offered Golding.
‘There’s some talk that if we were here before Brexit, we might be allowed to stay,’ added Golding.