Alligator puts photo of his meal on Facebook

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An alligator has been accused of boring everyone shitless by putting never-ending photographs of all his meals on Facebook and Instagram. 

The four metre Texan alligator seems to be under the impression that everyone would like to see his meals, and group shots of him and other alligators happily about to eat.

The alligator is particularly proud of his new low-fat Texan student diet, which has also led to a proliferation of avocado and scrambled eggs photos.

‘I’ve moved onto students, ‘cause I get bloated by regular Texans,’ said the alligator.

‘We like to smile a lot in our photos. We’re all really happy,’ added the alligator.