Dictator, Boris Johnson has announced that all the books shall be burned today.
Boris also asked if all those fancy academics and teachers are really all needed, with their left wing, egalitarian views.
Local moron, Peter Thape will be putting windows through, and tossing books into a burning cauldron of optimism.
‘He’s a man that gets things done,’ said Thape.
‘Fuck Ireland, Fuck Europe, Fuck everyone!’ added Thape.