Anjem Choudary to become a Recruitment Consultant


Anjem Choudary has been inundated with offers to become a Recruitment Consultant following his release from prison.

Head-hunters have targeted the ISIS recruitment chief, who has shown great aptitude in convincing people to do jobs that they would rather not.

Choudary has all the transferable skills required to flourish in his new trade, although he’ll probably need to become slightly more arrogant, if he’s to make the management team.

‘He’s going to need some sharper clothes, but this boy can make it,’ said Recruitment Consultant, Peter Thape.

‘Just hang on a sec; I’ve got two other people on the line,’ added Thape.