Ant McPartlin to give away Meghan at Royal Wedding


Ant McPartlin’s reintroduction into the public eye will begin with the role of Meghan Markle’s father at the upcoming Royal Wedding.

TV bosses have been looking for an opportunity to bring McPartlin back in, and the Royal Wedding is thought to be gentle preparation for the semi-finals of Britain’s Got Talent.

McPartlin has been practising walking in a straight line for the aisle section of the wedding, and has composed some touching words about little Meghan as a child, for his after dinner speech.

‘I’ve promised not to get wankered at the reception,’ said McPartlin.

‘I’m going to do the…Win the Adverts game after me speech; it is a Saturday night,’ added McPartlin.