Ant McPartlin to go ‘gay for the stay’

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TV presenter, Ant McDonnelly has vowed to enjoy his imminent incarceration to the fullest, having recently split from his wife.

McPartlin has been widely tipped to become the new ‘daddy’ of C wing, after offering holidays, and some of the best seats in the house to other inmates.

McPartlin, who originally gave his name as ‘Declan Donnelly’ at the scene of his latest crime, is expected to use his forehead compartment to smuggle contraband into the prison.

‘I told them all that it was just part of the show, at the crash; that they’d be on the plane and everything,’ said McPartlin.

‘I even got Ashley Banjo to come down,’ added McPartlin.