Ant now odds-on to win Miss World


Ant McPartlin is now the favourite to win Miss World, The Epsom Derby, and a range of other events that he doesn’t seem to have qualified for.   

When Ant PcPartlin claimed he was shocked to receive Best TV Presenter Award last night, he was nowhere near as shocked as the audience.

TV viewer, Peter Thape was watching at home, and admitted that he’d have been less shocked to see Bruce Forsythe come on to pick up the award.

‘Wonder if I’ll win Employee of the Month for January, even though I was sacked in December?’ asked Thape.

‘Perhaps I should drink more,’ added Thape.