Garage forecourts are having a right laugh at us, making petrol really cheap when we’re not using our cars.
Other companies have taken note, including Subway, who’ve reduced the price of their foot long to 8p, whilst they remain closed.
Local car owner, Peter Thape, is going down to the garage anyway and filling his pockets, and his 3 bags for life with petrol whilst it remains at these prices.
‘I wonder if it will be at this price when things get going again, bastards,’ said Thape.
‘They’re rubbing it in, they’re fuckin rubbin it in the bastards; hold me back,’ he added.