Big wow! America glues two planes together


Americans think they’re fuckin’ it, sticking two planes together, and claiming that they’ve made the biggest plane in the world.

But local car dealer, Peter Thape plans to silence the yanks by making the world’s largest car, using three Vauxhall Astras.

Thape will line up the vehicles alongside one another, and use PVA glue and a big clamp, to fuse together the combined 180 bhp vehicle, overnight.

‘With passenger room for 12, and three dogs, it’s bound to be a big seller,’ said Thape.

‘Probably get on Granada Reports too,’ added Thape.