Bishops take a break from bumming our kids to warn about Brexit


120 of the most prominent Bishops have found time, between fellating choir boys, to warn the nation about inappropriate behaviour over Brexit.

For Bishops to find time away from grooming children and convincing fools of a bearded man in the sky shows how serious Brexit divisions have become.

Leading Bishop, Peter Thape told Cutting News that people should respect one another’s arguments, and live together harmoniously.

‘Life is all about accepting one’s differences,’ said Bishop Thape.

‘Look at the arse on that eight year old,’ added his eminence.