Shocker, as Black Panther misses out at Oscars

oscarBRENTWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 24: Nate Sanders displays the collection of Oscar statuettes that his auction company will sell online to the highest bidder on February 24, 2012 in Brentwood, California. (Photo by Toby Canham/Getty Images)

Marvel nonsense, Black Panther failed to win any awards at last night’s Oscars, despite that guy in the pub saying it was the best film ever, ever.

Local drunk, and cinema fan Peter Thape, was surprised to see that Black Panther had not shared last night’s awards with Star Wars, as per his predictions.

Thape was equally shocked to see that Thor, Ragnarok did not pick up Best Original Screenplay, or that John Wick Chapter 2 had been edged to the Best Film award by Shape of Water.

‘Shape of Water was alright. There was a fanny in it,’ said Thape.

‘Black Panther probably would have won Best Picture if there had been more fight scenes in it,’ added Thape.