Bloody foreigners asked to help us kill bloody foreigners


The nation’s racists have been left very confused this morning, as our country has had to call on people from abroad to fill the shortfall in army recruitment.

As more of our own young people choose to work at McDonalds rather than join the army, we have called upon lesser educated parts of the empire to do our killing for us.

Local racist, Peter Thape is now genuinely worried that his own son won’t get a chance to serve and die for his country.

‘We’ve got blood foreigners coming over, dying for this country instead of my own son,’ said Thape.

‘I was looking forward to him killing a few brown people, then welcoming his coffin home at Wootten Bassett,’ added Thape.