Blue Planet lll to feature humans with plastic caught in their mouths

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Sir David Attenborough has vowed to feature the plight of the Human Being in his upcoming series, after humans were found with mouths full of plastic after drinking from bottled water.

A YouTube video of a boy with a McDonalds straw caught in his nose has been viewed millions of times, as society becomes more aware of the dangers of plastic.

Government spokesman, Peter Thape has admitted that legislation could limit the use of plastic in one simple move, but knows that Industry would fight hard to protect its interests.

‘Money is our God – never forget that,’ said Thape.

‘If a few people get plasticky mouths, then so be it. Profit, profit, growth, nonsense,’ added Thape.