Scientists have discovered that hiring a rowing boat on the newly discovered lake on Mars costs over £30 for only 20 minutes.
With a small motorised boat costing £50 for half an hour, scientists are now confident that they’ve found somewhere more expensive to hire a boat than the River Thames.
Mars fan, Peter Thape was hoping to hire a two man canoe on the new lake, but has opted for the more affordable kayak, instead.
‘I thought it was expensive here, but they’re proper cheeky bastards on that Mars,’ said Thape.
‘I’m not getting an ice cream. I bet they don’t do flakes, them aliens,’ said Thape.