Boots not serving slags anymore


Boots the chemist, are to keep the price of the morning after pill artificially high to keep skanks and floozies out of the store.

Boots CEO, Peter Thape has instructed security guards to refuse store entry to women who are dressed in a suggestive manner, or those with a skewed moral compass.

Security guards will ask potential female customers a range of questions that will determine whether or not they have recently enjoyed the company of a tan banana.

‘We don’t need your sort in here,’ said Boots Chief, Thape.

‘Go on! Away with you! Shoo! Shoo!’ added Thape.