Boris Johnson admits to shopping at Aldi 20 years ago


Prime Minster elect, Boris Johnson has admitted that he once shopped at an Aldi store when he was at university.  

Johnson claimed that everyone was doing it, and that he never inhaled once he was inside the shop.

It is thought that Johnson may have cleansed himself of this misdemeanour to head off the threat of a former Aldi employee coming forward to the red top newspapers.

‘I went in maybe two or three times,’ said Johnson.

‘I ate a lot of vanilla brioche; I’m not proud of myself,’ added Johnson.