Boris Johnson to use Dynamo to get a better EU deal

dynDynamo: Magician Impossible (Series 2)

Boris Johnson has revealed that leading magician, Dynamo will be used to gain a better deal from the EU over the next few months.

Johnson, who has been under pressure to say how he will renegotiate the finalised deal, explained how magic will be the answer.

Johnson told Cutting News that Dynamo will appear all mysterious and wear a coat and stuff, and Ireland will suddenly not have a 300 mile border.

‘Plus, they’ll just want to do a deal with me, and not the previous 150 people that have been working on it for years,’ said Johnson.

‘And, Dynamo will show them some playing cards, and it will just all happen,’ added Johnson.