Boris to become next dictator of Zimbabwe

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The temporary Prime Minister of Great Britain, Boris Johnson has thrown his hat into the ring for consideration as the new dictator of Zimbabwe.

Boris added his recent stint as dictator of the UK to his CV, and pointed to his rich colonial past.  

Boris told Cutting News that this opportunity has come at a good time, given that his career dangles at the behest of Jeremy Corbyn.

‘I think we could turn Zimbabwe back into Rhodesia,’ said Johnson.

‘Get back in there, and thieve all the minerals again,’ he added.