Boris to build a wall around his neighbours

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Boris Johnson is to build a 25ft wall around his neighbours, to stop the flow of information across the border of his home.

Although Johnson looks likely to face opposition from the people next door, Johnson’s girlfriend showed support by chanting…build that wall, build that wall, build that wall.   

Johnson has insisted that his neighbours will actually pay for the construction of the wall.

‘My neighbours really are tremendous people,’ said Johnson.

‘But, let’s make Johnson’s home great again,’ added Johnson.