Boris to try his 3 cups and a ball scam on The Queen


Prime Minister Boris Johnson has marked The Queen as a proper soft touch, after grifting her over the suspension of Parliament.

Boris told Cutting News that he’ll be taking his three shells and a pea trick into the palace the next time they get together.

Boris, who fooled half the nation into voting ‘Leave’ just to further his own political ambition, found swindling The Queen a breeze.

‘I’ve got me little table that I use for street cons,’ said Boris.

‘Gonna get me some of those jewels. She’s got some nice ice,’ added the PM.