‘Boris, you should build a wall on the Irish border,’ advises Trump


President Trump has endorsed Boris Johnson to become the next Prime Minister and offered him some key advice on how to resolve Brexit at the same time.

Trump has told Boris to build a wall along the Irish border, around mainland Europe, and around all the mosques too.

Then, raise import duty, so that no one can trade with you, and try and start a scrap with every country you meet.

‘Also, arm your teachers with machine guns,’ said Trump.

‘And offer loads of thoughts and prayers when it goes tits up every two minutes,’ added Trump.