Bradley Wiggins may have too much hair


Although Sir Bradley Wiggins is consumed by the recent allegations about cheating, the real problem that he faces is one of having too much hair.

Wiggins, who spends an average of £400 a week on shampoo, has appeared in a number of recent TV interviews with way, way too much hair.

Hair expert, Peter Thape has seen this type of problem before, and believes that excess hair falling down over the eyes could have blocked Wiggins’s view of Crack Cocaine, or whatever he was meant to be taking, possibly?

‘Wiggins may be spending between forty to fifty minutes of each hour washing his hair,’ said Thape.

‘This is going to have an effect on anyone, especially an Olympian,’ added Thape.