Everything will be built abroad after Brexit, including the Brexit bus that told us how ace everything was going to be.
The signwriting company that put the vinyl message on the bus have also admitted that they too will be operating from mainland Europe after we leave.
With the prospect of no work or food, Brexiteer Peter Thape has been considering if he voted the right way two years ago.
‘At least there’ll be no more immigrants,’ said Thape.
‘Apart from all those that will just walk across the 300 mile unmanned Irish border,’ added Thape.