Brian May to give his hair back to the sheep

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Queen guitarist, Brian May has decided to give his hair back to the sheep after a significant life-changing health scare.

May, who is recovering from a heart attack, accepted that his woollen locks should return to the farm that he took them from in 1970.

May found the hair on barbed wire that surrounded a sheep field, before securing the mop to his head using a mixture of cheese spread and PVA.

‘I’ve looked brilliant for ages; not a cock at all,’ boasted May.

‘My natural hair is actually much longer than this white frizz; I have to tie it up every day,’ admitted May.