Bring back Brexit

Brexit UK exit from EU negotiation process concept with Union Jack and European Union flag on a clock 3D illustration.

Do you remember when all we had to worry about was whether we’d have blue or red passports?

Now, with the imminent demise of society on the horizon, people are longing back to a time when we were bored shitless by Brexit news every day.  

Local brexiteer/remainer Peter Thape knows that the big decisions of the future will be about whether he’s able to catch and eat a person from either inside or outside the EU.

‘At least we knew where our next toilet roll was coming from,’ said Thape.

‘Ah, good times…back in January 2020,’ added Thape.