Building work can be done, now that cash is back


With the public now carrying cash again after the breakdown of the Visa network, there’s a much better chance of getting that dripping radiator fixed.

Plumbers, plasterers and tradesmen of all skills woke up yesterday to the ker-ching of phone calls as cash came calling to get those jobs around the house finished off.

Local handyman, Peter Thape has not worked for three months since some proper cheeky bastard offered to transfer payment into his account after he tiled their downstairs toilet.

Bank transfer? You havin’ a laugh? Transfer it into my hand,’ said Thape.

‘If I wanted to pay tax, I’d get a job in an office,’ added Thape.