‘Bulgaria, just pretend you’re not racist, like we do,’ say England fans


England fans have offered some constructive advice to Bulgarian fans, after a night of shocking racism in Sofia.  

Local England fan, Peter Thape has told Bulgarians to forget all the overt stadium racism, and stick to the gentle subliminal hatred instead.

Thape told Bulgarians to get with the times, reminding them that hating brown people and immigrants can be done on a much more subtle level nowadays.

‘You guys need to do it more gently, or try turning it into politics,’ offered Thape.

‘I voted Brexit ‘cause I don’t like the guy in our corner shop, and then pretended I understood one-sided WTO tariffs,’ added Thape.