School bully, Little Bobby Thape (13) has admitted that he’s had a nice break this week from the usual rigours of dinner money collection, fear generation, and low level assault.
Little Bobby joined in yesterday with ‘odd sock day,’ and has learned some key differences this week in his dislike of fatter, gayer, and ginger children.
But Little Bobby doesn’t think you can learn everything about bullying in one week, and credits his piss-poorly educated, dysfunctional parents with many of his skills.
‘I’m quite lucky really. My dad was a school bully, and my mum’s a real gobshite,’ said Little Bobby.
‘I’ve enjoyed the break from routine to be honest. But, I’ll be back to shitting in people’s school bags on Monday,’ added Little Bobby.