Faced with the prospect of a new self-serving Tory monster taking control of the country, the public is asking if there’s a way that David Attenborough can become Prime Minister.
As various cocks line up to convince us that they have the credentials to run the country, society is not convinced that any of them can do the job.
Local voter, Peter Thape would happily vote for David Attenborough, and has offered to give him a lift to London, if he needs it.
‘I was thinking about who I’d trust to take over,’ said Thape.
‘Yeah, he can a lift. I’ve got an electric car, he’d like that,’ added Thape.