Can’t we clap every 2 wks, it’s becoming like work


A number of people are asking for the clapping to be moved to every two weeks, before it starts to become a Thursday night chore.

Thursday can be a busy day in our new world, with Netflix, chocolate, masturbation and hand washing all to be fitted in.

Local clapper, Peter Thape is a big fan of the NHS, but likes to catch up on Casualty and Holby City around 8 on Thursdays.

‘Can’t we just thank them by email instead,’ said Thape.

‘I don’t need to see the neighbours in their silly masks, thank you,’ he added.