Summer has returned to its normal load of shit, with rain, grey skies, and a feel of autumn in the air.
Local man, Peter Thape even glanced across at the central heating controls last night, but remained strong, and shouted firmly at one of his children, who’d suggested that it was cold.
Thape misses a time when large parts of the countryside were ablaze, and elderly people just died off in the heat.
‘Couple of weeks ago, went to Spar in my flip flops,’ said Thape.
‘Like being abroad…like being abroad,’ added Thape.