Captain Tom Moore and leading bandwagon jumper, Michael Ball will perform on Top of The Pops with sexy backing dancers, Hot Gossip.
The BBC have promised to find a non-paedophilic presenter for this one-off version of the show to help raise money for the NHS.
Michael Ball will wheel Captain Tom onto the stage whilst Hot Gossip surround the veteran offering up some of their best fanny gyrating moves.
‘These are thin times for us celebrities,’ explained Michael Ball.
‘Thanks for this, Tom,’ added Ball.