Carol Kirkwood being retrained not to mention Scotland in The Weather

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Proudly Scottish weather presenter, Carol Kirkwood is being trained to deliver reports that do not include details of the weather in a proposed independent Scotland.

Scotland looks set to be reduced to the same position as The Republic of Ireland; being allowed to exist on the BBC map, but with no actual weather.

Kirkwood is disappointed and fears that those in Scotland will have little idea what to expect without daily updates.

‘Most Scots will almost certainly head off for the beach every day, only to discover that it’s really cold out,’ said Kirkwood.

‘There’ll probably be rain and wind too – we should warn them,’ added Kirkwood.