Chickens disgusted with KFC closure


Chickens are appalled at the mismanagement within KFC, which left thousands of them with absolutely nothing to do yesterday.

Six week old chicken, Peter Thape fears another day in which his routine will be ruined if management don’t get around the table, and sort out the logistical problems at the company.

Thape normally likes to get up early, be electrocuted, have his throat slit, and be rotated at great speed in a feather plucker before settling down to be marinated in 12 different spices.

‘What the hell’s going on?’ asked Thape.

‘I’ve got mouths to feed, here,’ said Thape.