Children have only got two more sleeps before they have to master their ‘Piss-board with 60 presents’ face.
Little Bobby Thape (10) will be acting mildly pleased with his first 40 presents on Christmas morning, but plans to be down to a low-level forced grin by the time he opens the dinner guest’s presents.
Little Bobby has also vowed to show genuine disappointment at receipt of a family sized tub of Celebrations, because his sister got the Millionaire Bites that he would have preferred.
‘Who the fuck buys someone Celebrations. They might as well have bought me clothes,’ said Little Bobby.
‘And what the rimmage am I going to do with all those Bounties,’ added Little Bobby.