Chimp embarrassed to be seen with Royal family


A chimp has admitted that he’s found it embarrassing to be associated with members of the Royal family.

The chimp told Cutting News that other chimpanzees had constantly mocked his decision to spend time with humans.

Chimps, a really advanced primate, wouldn’t normally consider hanging around with the lower forms of ape, especially the in-bred Royal variety.

‘I took shit loads of stick off me mates for that photo,’ said the chimp.

‘But, I was young; I needed the money,’ added the chimp.