Chocolate Orange just glue sniffing for the middle-classes


Terry’s Chocolate Orange has been voted best product ever to breathe in in a new Channel Four Poll.

The Channel Four programme, which airs on Boxing Day, counts down a list of the top 100 best products ever to breathe in.

Chocolate Orange finished ahead of pipe welding solvent, with petrol fumes coming in a disappointed third. Former street urchin, Peter Thape moved into Chocolate Orange sniffing when he first got a mortgage.

‘The hit off a freshly opened Choc Orange pisses all over PVA,’ said former glue sniffer, Thape.

‘Our first child came off a night on chocolate orange. She was doing After Eights,’ added Thape.