‘Chris Evans a massive Jew,’ says Sunday Times

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Sunday Times columnist, Kevin Myers has discovered that well-paid, Radio 2 presenter Chris Evans has been a secret Jew for many years.

Myers has discovered that Evans did not go to Padgate Comprehensive in Warrington, but in fact attended the prestigious Yeshiva in Gateshead, where he studied the Torah.

Myers also believes that Evans regularly attends an Edgware Synagogue, where he can be seen in the back row eating bagels with his fellow big-nosed friends, Gary Linekar, and Graham Norton.

‘Evans once lent me money,’ said Sunday Times columnist, Kevin Myers.

‘That what they do, the Jews. That’s how they get you,’ added Myers.