Clarke Carlisle comes home for his tea


Former footballer, Clarke Carlisle has been heavily criticised by women’s groups for not lasting a full day with a mental breakdown before popping home for a bite to eat.

Murial Hislop from believes that men are unable to resist a free hot meal, even in the most extreme circumstances.

Hislop though admits that Carlisle did well to miss out on his lunch as the nationwide hunt for him stretched into a third hour.

‘Most of us are fairly mental,’ admitted Hislop.

‘Nothing that an apple crumble with custard wouldn’t cure, though,’ added Hislop.