Cleared Amazon area to become a brilliant new shopping mall


The area which was formerly The Amazon Rainforest is set to become one of the world’s biggest retail parks.

The proposed new site will have 200 Starbucks and 4000 Costa’s, with over a million drive through McDonalds.

Branded clothes, made by indigenous Brazilian children, should be available for less than a penny.

‘They’ll have a little museum there, with pictures of trees,’ said a developer.

‘And one of those…what were they called again…a monkey?’ he added.