Clocks to go back 30 years after Brexit


Theresa May and the European Union have agreed to let the UK rewind all the clocks by at least 30 years after Brexit.

Most people are looking forward to the 80’s again, and increased sales of The Sony Walkman, leg warmers, and Betamax videos are starting to reflect this.

Local Brexiteer, Peter Thape (46) has arguably never left the decade, and will be pleased to see his wardrobe come back into fashion.

‘They were simple times then. It was all banter. There was none of this racism nonsense,’ explained Thape.

‘Even the Headmaster called the school’s only brown boy, Gunga Din for five years,’ added Thape.