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C’mon? We all know Maria Carey doesn’t eat crisps

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Maria Carey’s mouse-sized bite of the crisp in her advert is all the proof needed that this is not a woman who enjoys a crisp.  

Local crisp eater, Peter Thape explained that crisp eating is all about How many you can get in your mouth without choking.

Thape recalls that many of the finest moments of his life have involved discussing how many packets of crisps he could eat in one sitting.

‘Quavers generally wins, with no one able to put a final number on it,’ said Thape.

‘Or Wotsits, but with a glass of water nearby,’ added Thape.

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