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COBRA agree to keep any flooding in the North

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 25: Prime Minister Boris Johnson presides over his first Cabinet meeting at 10 Downing Street on July 25, 2019 in London, England. Britain's New Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, appointed his Cabinet yesterday evening with 17 of Theresa May's Ministers replaced. The number of Leave supporting Ministers doubled from six to 12 and 31 Ministers are now entitled to attend Cabinet. (Photo by Aaron Chown - WPA Pool/Getty Images)

The Cobra Committee have unanimously agreed to keep the South East free from any flood water.

Head of Cobra, Sir Peter Thape pointed out that flood water can be dirty, and inconvenient, and can often lead to work and profit being affected.

Sir Peter stressed that this was not something that should be happening in the important part of the country.

‘We’ll send them some extra pasties, and free gravy for all their chips,’ said Sir Peter.

‘They’ll be ok; they’re a tough lot up there, you know,’ he added.  

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