Cod really excited about their imminent slaughter


North Sea cod are buzzin’ their tits off over the news that they are to be fished again.

Two year old cod, Peter Thape has been worried about over population within his community, whilst politicians were caught arguing about which nation would kill him.

Thape points to a friend’s recent birthday party in which thousands attended, after only six had been present the previous year.

‘Get us in a net, and out of this water as soon as you can,’ pleaded cod, Thape.

‘There’s loads of us here, and we’re doing nothing – just swimming around. Get your batter mix ready, and get on with it!’ added cod, Thape.