Costa opens new sites on far side of the moon


Costa Coffee are delighted to announce that they have received planning permission for five new sites on the far side of the moon.

Costa, who funded the Chinese space mission to identify new sites, will begin construction at 11am today, with the Drive Throughs completed for the evening rush hour.

Costa Chief Exec, Peter Thape admitted that they were pleased to have secured the sites ahead of the application from Tesco for all of the land on that side of the moon.

‘Acquisitions throughout the galaxy remain our number one priority for this fiscal quarter,’ said Thape.

‘Growth is budgeted at 4.5% blah de blah de blah de blah,’ added Thape.